Saturday, December 10, 2005

New ettiqutte

Putting "Adults Only" on an invitation is ALWAYS going to offend the people with Children. It's akin to saying " please wear an outfit that makes you look like Poo because I'm more important." Use this phrase at your own risk. If you don't want kids there, designate a House/Area of the house where a babysitter is provided and children will be accomodated.

If you enter your name into a "Secret Santa" round YOU MUST COMPLY WITH THE GIVEN RULES- NO EXCEPTIONS OR EXCUSUES ACCEPTED!" If it's too much committment in ANY way, don't enter.

When in doubt, TIPthose who help you look Hott!

Do not marry a movie/TV/entertainment-of-any-kind Star or you will end up divorced. Just date them long enough to get lots of gifts/perks/fame.

2 Comments:

Blogger Freckledpotter said...

I'm guessing this has all occurred but you just don't want to enlighten. I just have to say that it is obvious that you are a new mom. If I get invites now that say "Adult's only" my first thought is "Thank God I can get away from them....for at least one night!"

12/11/2005 12:58 AM  
Blogger soulless said...

I dunno... I think "Adults only" is code for "we gonna get sloppy drunk!", or "there will be lewd dancing", etc. Having the kids in a room down the hall would take grinding on the dance floor from naughty to just wrong, I think.

12/13/2005 11:59 AM  

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