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Putting "Adults Only" on an invitation is ALWAYS going to offend the people with Children. It's akin to saying " please wear an outfit that makes you look like Poo because I'm more important." Use this phrase at your own risk. If you don't want kids there, designate a House/Area of the house where a babysitter is provided and children will be accomodated.

If you enter your name into a "Secret Santa" round YOU MUST COMPLY WITH THE GIVEN RULES- NO EXCEPTIONS OR EXCUSUES ACCEPTED!" If it's too much committment in ANY way, don't enter.

When in doubt, TIPthose who help you look Hott!

Do not marry a movie/TV/entertainment-of-any-kind Star or you will end up divorced. Just date them long enough to get lots of gifts/perks/fame.